As he sneezed his pants fell down revealing to Ben...
...a very hairy person. He was so hairy they thought he was Bigfoot!
But he had very small feet, actually.
He was self-conscious of his feet so he bough big shoes and stuffed them with Kleenex.
But then he walked funny.
He fell down because he walked funny.
And because Greg likes to attack people with his beard.
But then he was attacked by a lawnmower and his beard died.
Man there was a lot of blood! It was gross.
The sticky liquid was everywhere!
But Kelly came and ate it all.
Kelly ate too much, and had to have his stomach removed.
So he started using stom-o-matic in place of his missing stomach.
Then a band of Middle Eastern men mooned him.
Now that was a full moon.
It was almost as bright as day.
It was so close that for our purposes, it was as bright as day.
It was so close, it out-shone the sun.
So Bob walked away from the divine bovine.
And realized his pants were still in (something) and so there he went.
Unfortunately the only transportation available was by donkey.
It was a magical donkey, with dual rocket-engines.
The engines malfunctioned and the donkey plummeted towards Earth.
The donkey activated the parachute.
And in doing this, accidentally fell off the ICBM (Inter-Continental-Ballistic-Missile).
But luckily a dimensional portal to India where he met Phillip.
In case you didn't know Phillip was a door.
He went on to marry Jane the window and lived happily ever after.