He soon discovered that it was defective and tried to take it back
But the Microsoft Customer Service sucked so he was forced to keep his broken X-Box
So off to Microsoft he drove, in his 1973 Cadillac Deville
When he got there, he kicked Bill Gates in the shin
But it didn't hurt because he was wearing an X-Box as a shin guard
He still lost one armor off his leg. So he cast barkskin on himself
He screwed up and turned into a tree, then a dendrophiliac walked up to him
But unlike most dendrophiliacs, he was "carazy" dendrophiliac.
But Bob hid this from his physiologist and instead ate his fetus
He had forgotten that he was allergic to fetuses
So he died
Then the afore-mentioned necromancer turned him into a zombie
The zombie started to eat Nick's brain
If only he knew that Nick's brain was poison!
Be he didn't know it was poison and instead ate Nick's pants
Nick's pants were very tasty
Because they were covered with Nutella!
The ignorant peasantry didn't know what Nutella was. They only knew one thing
The barley was attacking!! They had to fight back!!
So they fought back...with fuzzy bunnies
The bunnies attacked in great numbers, as the convict fell
The bunnies held a great celebration that night
And Bill Gates wasn't invited!
So he threw his own party, and nobody else was invited
Excluding his monkey, of course, which got really drunk
But the monkey wasn't as drunk as they thought. He knew they excluded him from the card game because of his drinking so he decided to end it all by using the Atomic bomb attached to his back to destroy the world. But the bomb didn't work so in the end he just wound up feeling like a big idiot.
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