The train pulled up to the platform and the passengers got out.

They were so excited, they were finally there!

They finally found the end of the world…Ahhhhhhhhh!! (Falling off)

While they fell, they had time to think.

And they thought about the movie they watched in Shapes.

It was funny; one guy got shot like ten times and he was still alive for ten minutes.

And it, because it, with the stuff, with some things!

You know, the things? With the stuff owned by that guy in the place?

So the guy who owned the stuff went to the place.

Then stuff happened to the stuff.

And it created Mario. Cool, huh? I thought it was.

And shortly after, Luigi was brought into existence.

Luigi decided to have something to eat.

So he went into his mansion, but found it haunted.

By the things! Oh no, here comes Nick’s really random line!

Well it has to be random after your sentence!

However, there is a thread of truth in all random statements.

But as everybody knows, threads are made to be eaten.

Actually, everyone doesn’t know that.

But some people know that stuff vewy, vewy well.

Because I like to do it sometimes also. It’s fun!

Nothing like it on a cold morning.

Except maybe some good oatmeal. Mmm, oatmeal.

With pickles and onions and tomatoes! Oh my!

Kelly scarfed down those onions and no one walked around him for five years.

But he sure did smell good! “Mmmm Kelly smells so good,” people would say.

Kelly smelled so good, all girls loved him and wanted to marry him.

Kelly didn’t object so he ended up married to all of them.

Even Jason!

And Greg.