It involved sledgehammer and a X-Box ®
And as every X-Box should be, it was destroyed
So Greg decided to dump his X-Box and get a Super-Nintendo
Greg truly was a blithering idiot
But he was a big hit with the ladies
He wasn't quite as good as Kelly though. That Kelly is awesome!
Awesome like a fox! Actually, Ryan T was best
Best at lying about how good an X-Box was that is (even though they aren't)
So he lied and said that X-Boxes and Super-Nintendos are different
He thought he was lying. but...
But nothing! He was lying!
He was turned over to the Spanish Inquisition and they tortured the truth out of him.
"It's true!" he shouted. "I am Jesus!"
Yes it is true, his name is Jesus (hey-soos)
So Jesus removed his pants and revealed something grand!
Jesus was hiding a rabbit in his pants!
Then the rabbit bit him, but the rabbit was rabid so Jesus started foaming at the mouth (cause now he had rabies too)
His disciples emulated him by being bitten by rabbits and raving about, and founded the Church of the Holy Rabies
After a few days, however, they realized their ignorance and converted to Scientology
But before they could do this they had to find out what Scientology was
So off to the local school library to gather a new bible
Unfortunately, he was waylaid on the way there and killed, by occasion, his monkey.
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